Advisory Satire

The best advisor in the world is my advisor for sure. I will try to provide enough reasons and evidences to prove that to the prospect students. Make sure you choose your advisor who has the following traits just like mine:
- An advisor does not mean a boss, who would like to control you in every direction.
- An advisor takes you to lunch or dinner every once in a while to make sure about your living comfort.
- An advisor has the best managerial skills to direct you, as his/her advisee in the correct direction. keep in mind that the correct direction does not necessarily mean in the direction of what he knows, but the direction that will eventually reach an academic satisfaction.
- An advisor talks to you about your interests in life and not only about academics. This way he/she knows what your worldly ideology is and will better be able to help you.
- An advisor should have the ability to motivate you and always use words of encouragement.
- An advisor never scolds.
- An advisor always has a didactic attitude and usually knows to guide rhetorically.
- An advisor always keep your financial situation in mind so that will not be distracting issue for your curricular activities.
- An advisor has many other favorable characteristics that I cannot mention.

p.s. try to love your advisor so you will be prosperous.